Pussie Galam

 

Puss was brought up by Nuns in a strict convent boarding school in Walton upon Studley. She managed to escape in full wimple and cloak after winning the lead part 'Maria' in The Sound of Music. Laying low for a few years, and mastering the blowing of the large instument she'd found in a skip, she finally emerged as lead saxophonist for the Salvation Army, only to be ousted for refusing to comply with dress codes, by opting for latex and platforms instead of regulation 'american tan' tights and hush puppies.

The next few years were spent singing for her supper on street corners, with the occasional guest spot at Peppermint Hippo's on Thursday afternoons (pension day)- consessions for OAPs!

Puss was eventually found by Rufus, prowling around his back passage late one night, feeling sorry for her he took her in and the rest, as they say, is history.